After much thought and consideration – your friendly neighborhood commentator has decided to self-identify as a senior adult Pureto Rican man. Henceforth I shall be known as Julio Star-nez.
I hope you join with me in celebrating my new ethnic identity in Transracial America.
Last week – I told you about Rachel Dolezal – the now former head of the NAACP in Spokane, Washington. She was caught in a big white lie — literally.
In jest – I suggested she was a black woman trapped in a white woman’s body. Well, it turns out – the Mainstream Media actually believes that.
One news anchor suggested Miss Dolezal is transracial. Another suggested that you should be able to identity with whatever race makes you feel comfortable.
Folks – it’s like the entire country just took a wrong turn down whack-a-doodle lane.
I just hope I can get my senior discount down at the Taco Bell.
By Todd Starnes